The Essential Episode Guide to
Star Trek The Next Generation
SPOILER ALERT: There are spoilers throughout. You should have seen all of these episodes already anyway O_o
Episode 127 "Time's Arrow, Part II"
Riker finds a job that suits him admirably.
(My apologies go out to the good cops out there whose names are ruined by all the bad cops).
What were you just saying about having respect for the law, Riker? The police captain is probably about 55 years old; not entirely an old man, but certainly good enough justification for another drink for the partakers of the drinking game.
Episode 128 "Realm of Fear"
Barclay grabs a monarch caterpillar in the transporter. Upon materializing, the caterpillar transforms into a person. HUH?! No, i didn't even make that up O_o
Episode 129 "Man of the People"
Troi attempts to get an instant promotion by stabbing Picard in his sleep. It should be noted that attacking the captain of a starship with a knife is punishable by a timeout in the naughty chair.
Episode 130 "Relics"
"Aye, she's not much to look at, laddie, but she'll make point five past warpspeed."
Episode 131 "Schisms"
Riker sits on his ass while his fellow crewmembers frantically try to rescue him.
Episode 132 "True-Q"
Episode 133 "Rascals"
Episode 134 "A Fistful of Datas"
"Umm, no. On second thought, give the gun to Alexander instead."
Episode 135 "The Quality of Life"
(Not pictured is Johnny 5).
Episode 136 "Chain of Command, Part I"
Team Ninja about to leap into action
Episode 137 "Chain of Command, Part II"
"What? Oh, you mean 'four lights.' Actually I believe there are five. Do try again."
And, i also found out that there was actually a translator issue -- they both had their translators set to a different channel. They were both saying that there were four lights and agreeing with each other, but a technical issue kept them from understanding each other. It's kind of sad, actually.
Episode 138 "Ship in a Bottle"
Episode 139 "Aquiel"
Episode 140 "Face of the Enemy"
Little-Miss-Bucking-For-Command finally gets her wish on a Romulan Warbird.
Episode 141 "Tapestry"
Picard goes undercover to mingle with the crew. A noble attempt, but ultimately it fails.
Picard laughs at a knife wound -- his own; thus earning him the Ultimate Badass Award.
Episode 142 "Birthright, Part I"
Yay! DS9 :)
Geordi: "Yes, Doctor, I believe you already told me you achieved a 4.0 GPA and dated the President of France's daughter."
Bashir: "Not only that, but I was on the Olympic Swim Team."
Geordi: "That's great, now if we could just get back to..."
Bashir: "I'm pretty much superior to you in every way imaginable."
Geordi: "You should meet Commander Riker. I bet he'd be a match for you."
Bashir: "I doubt it, but I'm still looking for worthy competitor."
Episode 143 "Birthright, Part II"
Admiral Paris as a Klingon. Clearly, he is a member of Section 31.
Episode 144 "Starship Mine"
B5 telepath Lyta Alexander makes a less than triumphant return after her death (see episode 115) and resurrection.
She's back, but now she's a petty thief....
...and Picard kills her with a small tactical nuke.
Picard performs a Vulcan neck pinch on Tuvok. Sweet, sweet irony.
Episode 145 "Lessons"
"So does this mean you don't want to see me anymore?"
Episode 146 "The Chase"
"Aliens with noses that connect to their chins come from planets without apples or ice cream cones."
Episode 147 "Frame of Mind"
Riker tries out the new Federation flannel.
Episode 148 "Suspicions"
Doctor "Ninja" Crusher plants a kick to the stomach of a Takaran...
...then proceeds to shoot him...twice. i see the Hippocratic Oath has become a little relaxed in the future.
Episode 149 "Rightful Heir"
"Zoinks! Scoob, like I just saw a ghost of Jesus, man!"
Episode 150 "Second Chances"
Look at that smile :) What a guy!
i was just about to compliment Will on how well-behaved he has been this season...apparently he's been saving up for this episode. Will acts like a pompous ass as usual, but in more of a bullying fashion now. Apparently, deep down, he is self-loathing, judging by the way he treats Tom. He goes so far as to try to throw Tom into a bottomless pit.
"FALL! FALL, DAMN YOU!"
A perfect gentleman!
Troi cannot resist Tom's charms.
Tom “Romeo” Riker courts Deanna. In a jealous rage, Will puts a guilt trip on Deanna. Deanna eventually caves in to Will’s alpha male behavior and decides not to leave the Enterprise with Tom. Will succeeds in making Tom’s life spiral out of control (see DS9 Episode 455 for details).
Episode 151 "Timescape"
Riker trips over a bridge obstacle. He pretends to be frozen in time to save himself some embarrassment.
Also notice that Riker's leg is in the "propped up position." i'll count that worthy of a drink, for those of you playing the game.
"Domo Arigato, Mr. Romulano!"
The Doctor does the robot. A Romulan is unimpressed and shows his displeasure.
B5 telepath Lyta Alexander returns to life once more -- this time as an alien entity that looks like a Romulan. Lyta comes back to life more times than Duncan Idaho O_o
Episode 152 "Descent, Part I"
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