The Essential Episode Guide to
Star Trek The Next Generation
SPOILER ALERT: There are spoilers throughout. You should have seen all of these episodes already anyways O_o
In this season Riker grows a beard!
9 hours a day of beard maintenance isn't a complete waste of time.
Everyone grows a beard in Season 2
Episode 27 "The Child"
Who wants a mustache ride?
This guy is also known as "Bad Actor Guy " for good reason.
He's so bad he makes "Two Takes" Frakes look like Patrick Stewart.
Episode 28 "Where Silence Has Lease"
In a battle of cartoons vs. the crew, Worf faces Skeletor while Riker fights Slash from TMNT in the background. The cartoons lose...this time...(see Episode 46 for the revenge match).
Episode 29 "Elementary, Dear Data"
Episode 30 "The Outrageous Okona"
Riker gives Wesley a massage
Episode 31 "The Schizoid Man"
"With my new android body, I will be able to harvest more souls...and kill that damn beast once and for all!"
Episode 32 "Loud as a Whisper"
Episode 33 "Unnatural Selection"
Wait a minute...that's Clayface from Batman the Animated Series!
Episode 34 "A Matter of Honor"
"What's that smell? Has the gok gone bad?"
"No, that's Riker."
Episode 35 "The Measure of a Man"
i never realized Data had such a big head...and tiny legs.
Episode 36 "The Dauphin"
Episode 37 "Contagion"
How the hell are we going to have Seaons 3 - 7 now?
...or was that the Yamato?
Episode 38 "The Royale"
Episode 39 "Time Squared"
Did you have to use the "incinerate" setting on the phaser?
Riker had to complete the assault challenge and climb a rock wall first to get here.
Wait a second....Kyle Riker and Dr. Pulaski hooked up? Does that mean she is Riker's mom? Well, that explains a lot.
Also happening in this episode: John Tesh shows up to torture Worf...
...but not with his shitty New Age music.
(thank you, Jon Nauss, for finding this).
Episode 41 "Pen Pals"
Episode 43 "Samaritan Snare"
The crew goes through a complex ruse to fool the Pakleds (yeah i bet that's hard to do). Here's an easier solution: "Mr. Worf, fire."
This wildly successful episode spawned the short-lived series, "The Pakleds" on UPN by the producers of Moesha 2099.
Also, Picard gets his heart fixed while Geordi receives three Purple Hearts for being wounded in the line of duty.
Episode 44 "Up the Long Ladder"
Awww the poor little guy is all tuckered out.
"Shut up, Pulaski."
"It's okay, Will, don't cry."
Episode 45 "Manhunt"
Simmer on medium-high for 20 minutes or fry in butter-sauce for best results.
....or perhaps "The Emissary" refers to the chosen speaker for the Photonics:
Skeletor gets his revenge...Jesus. Wtf.
Episode 47 "Peak Performance"
Riker pays the Ferengi to break up a war simulation before he can lose. Oh, this was after he used a child to cheat at the war game.
Episode 48 "Shades of Grey"
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